Trapped in the elevator

Yesterday I got trapped in an elevator at work for 30ish minutes. I’ve been stuck in elevators before, and if it weren’t for the fact that I had a pretty good feeling that I was going to get stuck, I would have lost faith in my theory that, much like being struck by lightning, you don’t get stuck in an elevator twice (usually).

When I wasn’t getting stuck in elevators yesterday, I was making the move upstairs. We set up a bunch of Herman Miller furniture upstairs yesterday, and I got another chance to put my skills at assembling the stuff to use (as an intern, it was my job to get desks set up/moved around. I could install this stuff for a living at this rate). The move, really, is mostly something to be filed under the “win” section: I’ve got a bigger desk now, something resembling a space of my own (I refuse to acknowledge it as a cubicle), three spectacular-looking 23″ displays, and the best part? It’s directly under the skylight. The only downside to the whole thing is that the coffee is now downstairs, along with a guy who moved down there who cannot make good coffee to save his life. I fear before long I may have a French press sitting on my desk.

Today was my parents’ 29th anniversary, and instead of getting them nothing (what on Earth do you get your parents for their anniversary, anyways?) I made what shall be referred to as The Meal, the pinnacle of my culinary abilities. I recall detailing it in a previous post, but here’s the rundown again, this time with 50% less wine:

Tomato-basil bruchetta on grilled Italian bread
Grilled garlic shrimp
Bourbon-dijon marinated flank steak
Fresh grilled asparagus
Garlic mashed redskin potatoes
Garlic-scented tomato salad

I had hoped to do a cheesecake for dessert, but I lacked both the experience and equipment to make such a thing (I also had no time), and I was immensely disappointed to discover that Meijer does not have cheesecake. If they do it’s hidden somewhere else entirely other than their freezer section, but I settled on a turtle pie-type thing, which wasn’t too bad. The potatoes turned out quite well; I am still in pursuit of the perfect garlic mashed redskin potato, but tonight was the closest I’ve ever come; smooth but with just the right amount of lumpiness.

What was the most complicated culinary achievement you’ve ever pulled off?


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  1. Dave Avatar
    Dave

    I have heard (but not tried) that when you boil the potatoes you can drop in several cloves of garlic. Once the potatoes are finished the garlic is supposedly mashable and apparently it helps infuse more flavor to the potatoes.

    As for culinary achievement, probably a three-layer white chocolate raspberry cake with a buttercream frosting and raspberry filling between layers. I have a photo somewhere… it was about 8 inches in height and weighed near 10 pounds.

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